Don’t be afraid of change, you may lose out on...
heyfunniest: Mr. Bean at the opening ceremonies. Literally the most epic part of the entire thing. I never thought they’d top James Bond parachuting with The Queen, but then they fucking did, and I lost it. THIS BLOG. THIS!
Pretty friend: Omg I got like, 100 likes on my profile picture!
Smart friend: Omg I got 100% on my exam!
Athletic friend: Omg I made the national team!
Popular friend: Omg I got invited to like, 10 parties!
Me: Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back....
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
MOTHER OF........ DOLL PAINT
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